In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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