He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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