I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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