Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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