wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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