please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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