My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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