Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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