His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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