He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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