He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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