I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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