You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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