Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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