Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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