Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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