How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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