Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
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yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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