You're my little dorito
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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