Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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