Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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