absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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