At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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