Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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