Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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