Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
