He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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