Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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