You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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