I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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