I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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