I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
