i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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