I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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