he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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