Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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