well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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