love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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