i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
