also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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