the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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