question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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