ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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