what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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