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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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