let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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