And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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