So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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