I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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