i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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