I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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