That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
You may now shotgun with the bride
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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