But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Randomize
