Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
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Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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