it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
