Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We had to coat check the pizza.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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