i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
