A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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