Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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